Wearing this statement t-shirt actually repels *ssholes and d*ickheads who think their opinion really matter. They are actually better off smelling the source of that glorious smell instead of you doing the dirty work.

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• lazy
• sex
• You
• Think
• Attitude
• Stinks
• Smell
• Fingers!

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  Ask Me About My Cock
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Curling champion 2006, it's all in the hips!
  
  

  Heavily Medicated for your safety
  
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  People Reckon I'm Patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)
  
  

  people say i'm childish but they all smell of poo and wee
  
  

  Santa Loves All Kids. Even Ginger Ones.
  
  

  There Is No Place Like 127.0.0.1
  
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  Frick on a Stick with a Brick
  
  

  I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God
  
  

  Dancing In The Mirror
  
  

  Old enough to remember the Flintstones when it was a documentary
  

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  Sex. Im just 2 people short of a threesome
  
  

  Wink ;-)
  
  

  Olympic Gold Shagging
  
  

  I Want To Be On You
  
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  Any Hole is a Goal! Except a Manhole
  
  

  I put out
  
  

  An easy pink, or a tricky brown
  
  

  Born To Be Mild
  
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  Surrender Yer Booty!
  
  

  I am here about the blowjob
  
  

  Making Love What My Girlfriend Is Doing While I Smash Her Back Doors In
  
  

  This t-shirt would look better on your bedroom floor