Wearing this statement t-shirt actually repels *ssholes and d*ickheads who think their opinion really matter. They are actually better off smelling the source of that glorious smell instead of you doing the dirty work.

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• lazy
• sex
• You
• Think
• Attitude
• Stinks
• Smell
• Fingers!

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  Ask Me About My Cock
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Curling champion 2006, it's all in the hips!
  
  

  Heavily Medicated for your safety
  
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  People Reckon I'm Patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)
  
  

  people say i'm childish but they all smell of poo and wee
  
  

  Santa Loves All Kids. Even Ginger Ones.
  
  

  There Is No Place Like 127.0.0.1
  
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  V Is For Wagner
  
  

  Day release prisioner #1358
  
  

  Eat It Don't Instagram It
  
  

  Tiddlywinks Champion 1986, It's Knowing How To Flick It
  

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  F**k Me If I'm Wrong, But Are You Elvis?
  
  

  I'll Pay You Display
  
  

  Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy
  
  

  I Am Number 1, So Why Try Harder?
  
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  Surrender Yer Booty!
  
  

  I Want To Be On You
  
  

  Buttpug
  
  

  Calvin Harris Stole My Girlfriend
  
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  I put out
  
  

  PORN... because it's cheaper than dating!
  
  

  I Teabagged Your Mum
  
  

  I'd Tap That