Wearing this statement t-shirt actually repels *ssholes and d*ickheads who think their opinion really matter. They are actually better off smelling the source of that glorious smell instead of you doing the dirty work.

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• lazy
• sex
• You
• Think
• Attitude
• Stinks
• Smell
• Fingers!

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  Ask Me About My Cock
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Curling champion 2006, it's all in the hips!
  
  

  Heavily Medicated for your safety
  
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  People Reckon I'm Patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)
  
  

  people say i'm childish but they all smell of poo and wee
  
  

  Santa Loves All Kids. Even Ginger Ones.
  
  

  There Is No Place Like 127.0.0.1
  
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  Usain Bolt He's so fast, he Lapped Himself
  
  

  Life Of Brian - Peoples Front Of Judea
  
  

  Insomaniac
  
  

  Before you explain to me what i've done wrong, you have to realise I don't give a shit
  

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  Blink If You Want Me
  
  

  I'm Up Here
  
  

  iBone
  
  

  She Loves A Good Roasting
  
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  I Am Number 1, So Why Try Harder?
  
  

  I Used To Be F**king Stupid!...Now I Have A New Girlfriend.
  
  

  If There's Grass On The Wicket Let's Play Cricket
  
  

  My Other Ride Is Your Gran
  
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  U=QT(pi)
  
  

  I Love A Good Maths Debate
  
  

  Doggy style
  
  

  I've Been Blown By Tulisa