Wearing this statement t-shirt actually repels *ssholes and d*ickheads who think their opinion really matter. They are actually better off smelling the source of that glorious smell instead of you doing the dirty work.

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• lazy
• sex
• You
• Think
• Attitude
• Stinks
• Smell
• Fingers!

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  Ask Me About My Cock
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Curling champion 2006, it's all in the hips!
  
  

  Heavily Medicated for your safety
  
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  People Reckon I'm Patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)
  
  

  people say i'm childish but they all smell of poo and wee
  
  

  Santa Loves All Kids. Even Ginger Ones.
  
  

  There Is No Place Like 127.0.0.1
  
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  Piou Piou Bird
  
  

  Randoms
  
  

  Netflix and Chill
  
  

  Fugby It's A Rucking Good Game
  

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  I'm A Sex Addict
  
  

  WANTED nice warm home for my cock
  
  

  Jeremy clarkson...The ride of My life...
  
  

  Always Take Care Of The Man In The Boat
  
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  Genius By Birth. Slacker By Choice.
  
  

  Let The Banana See The Split
  
  

  Ah, F**k It!
  
  

  An easy pink, or a tricky brown
  
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  I am here about the blowjob
  
  

  I Like Nuts
  
  

  Blink If You Want Me
  
  

  I Feel Like Poking