Wearing this statement t-shirt actually repels *ssholes and d*ickheads who think their opinion really matter. They are actually better off smelling the source of that glorious smell instead of you doing the dirty work.

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• lazy
• sex
• You
• Think
• Attitude
• Stinks
• Smell
• Fingers!

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  Ask Me About My Cock
  
  

  I'm great in bed. I can sleep for hours
  
  

  Curling champion 2006, it's all in the hips!
  
  

  Heavily Medicated for your safety
  
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  People Reckon I'm Patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid)
  
  

  people say i'm childish but they all smell of poo and wee
  
  

  Santa Loves All Kids. Even Ginger Ones.
  
  

  There Is No Place Like 127.0.0.1
  
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  Keys Phone Wallet
  
  

  Rage Quit
  
  

  The Godfather - Genko Pura Olive Oil Co.
  
  

  Mother Trucker Doing The School Run
  

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  F**k Me If I'm Wrong, But Are You Elvis?
  
  

  I Used To Be F**king Stupid!...Now I Have A New Girlfriend.
  
  

  It's Not Gonna Suck Itself
  
  

  I Was An Accident
  
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  Sex. Im just 2 people short of a threesome
  
  

  RIP My Motivation
  
  

  Olympic Gold Shagging
  
  

  PORN... because it's cheaper than dating!
  
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  iBone
  
  

  Find > abuse > discard
  
  

  Must Be This Tall To Ride
  
  

  Waking Up Is Hard