I Would Lower My Standards, But I Don't Have Any Mug By CharGrilled
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I Would Lower My Standards, But I Don't Have Any Mug

Are you having a hard time finding the right partner? Then maybe it’s the right time to drop all the nonsense and bluntly announce what kind of person you really. Hopefully, someone will notice you while wearing this statement t-shirt. In that case congrats, you’re finally getting laid.

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Garment Information
  • High quality 10oz (285ml) Ceramic Mug
  • Perfect Tea or Coffee Mug
  • Design is printed on both sides of the mug
  • Measures 9cm High x 8cm Diameter
  • Dishwasher and microwave resistant!

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