When life gives you lemons, it's usually time to say fuck this, fuck that or fuck you. Choose your phrase wisely though, wouldn't want to be offending anybody now would we?
We offer a choice of the following delivery services:
Orders usually arrive within 5 working days, shipped with Royal Mail within UK
Despatched with 1st Class mail, usually arrives within 2 working days of purchase
Order before 12pm for next working day delivery
If you live outside the UK, delivery time may vary. All items are shipped Airmail