We know what you're into, but for the love of all things holy, why don't you just wipe in at the inside of your shirt or something because are curtains are not for your messy, personal use. We hope this gentle reminder t-shirt is enough for your to remember manners.
We offer a choice of the following delivery services:
Orders usually arrive within 5 working days, shipped with Royal Mail within UK
Despatched with 1st Class mail, usually arrives within 2 working days of purchase
Order before 12pm for next working day delivery
If you live outside the UK, delivery time may vary. All items are shipped Airmail