Because they can't! But they couldn't care less, frankly. That's what blocked intestines do to you apparently. Be a pal and show some support to constipated mates with this poo inspired t-shirt. Or you could just give them a laxative. Which would do wonders for them!

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• toilet
• loo
• laxative
• poo
• shit
• Constipated
• People
• Don't
• Give
• Shit

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  Always Take Care Of The Man In The Boat
  
  

  I'm down to one bar of give a fuck
  
  

  Some people are only alive because it is against the law to kill them
  
  

  Muff Diver
  
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  What's That Smell? It's Me, Because I'm The Shit
  
  

  do not leave my baggage unattended
  
  

  Viagra Gets Me Up In The Morning
  
  

  Super Mum
  
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  1% Irish 99% Drunk
  
  

  Hotter Than Hell
  
  

  Crisps Rip Off Flavour
  
  

  always be yourself,if that doesn't work be me 'cause I'm awesome
  

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  I Piss In The Pool
  
  

  Full Of Shit
  
  

  Evolution of Man Toilet Phone
  
  

  Turtle Head
  
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  Different toilet, same old shit
  
  

  Piggy Bank
  
  

  I Have The Worst Job In The World!
  
  

  I Twitter On The Shitter
  
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  Lesbican
  
  

  Bigger Toys For Older Boys
  
  

  Level Sixty Unlocked
  
  

  Old School Geek